The novel left open

Eagles have evolved

The god of gonzo

George lucas is actually an alien

via

Lolz

Portlandia: The Dream of the 1890s is Alive in Portland

This is best

Switchblade Spork

Special weapons to jack a niggas waffles

R-e-s-p-e-c-t.

omg.lolzzzz

Lololol

Sometimes I rub Vaseline on my stomach and pretend I’m a slug.

In cellophane bags I’ve found my way To heads of state and children at play.

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Ftw